ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”
LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE
ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?
"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"
"Ask for more hours!"
"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "
"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"
and the ultimate one: