jdude000:

OH MY GOD

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

kchayes54:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!

kchayes54:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!

http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!

stunningpicture:

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

stunningpicture:

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off

coolpup98:

flip him

coolpup98:

flip him

officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

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